Swimmy Day Cuatro (A Message to the Women at Swim Class)

Swimmy class is full of women (and crazy-lady-instructors) who seem to think that Megan and I are merely babysitters and morons... definitely not the Mothers of these two children:

Is it because we take pictures in locker rooms (something only a moron would do)? Is it because we're the only people that wear bikinis to Mommy and Me class (something only a fifteen year old would do)?

It's probably both. :)

Dear Swim Class. I refuse to wear Mom jeans for you women. Surprising as this may be, a "REAL" Mom can be young and fun and wear a two piece. For real. Stop stereotyping me. Love, "The Cool Mom"