A Coffee Table's Purpose

What is a coffee table for? I use it to store the remotes, prop my feet up and occasionally I even set my coffee on it. I'm a boring chick. Mads? Not so boring. A coffee table is for:

Sitting

Climbing

Stretching

Music Control

Puzzling

Chatting

Peeking

Lounging

And Cheesing

That's a fairly functional piece of furniture if you ask me. Next week, a couch!