Thursday, October 30, 2008

In Case You Were Wondering...

It costs exactly $222 to pee in a bush. Cleaner than a public potty, but definitely a detriment to the size of your wallet.

Please, I beg you, just find a bathroom.

Me: Mum, I have to tell you something. Friday night while Jeffrey and I were out, I peed in a bush.

Mum: [giggle]

Me: Mum, wait, there's more, don't laugh yet. I got a citation.

Mum: HAHAHAHAH!!!! Now that's really funny!! Wait 'til I tell your father!

Me: Thanks, Mum.

A couple people at work have been calling me "The Pee-er." Oh the glamour.

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