It costs exactly $222 to pee in a bush. Cleaner than a public potty, but definitely a detriment to the size of your wallet.
Please, I beg you, just find a bathroom.
Me: Mum, I have to tell you something. Friday night while Jeffrey and I were out, I peed in a bush.
Me: Mum, wait, there's more, don't laugh yet. I got a citation.
Mum: HAHAHAHAH!!!! Now that's really funny!! Wait 'til I tell your father!
Me: Thanks, Mum.
A couple people at work have been calling me "The Pee-er." Oh the glamour.