Here's a Visual

Of that 'feet down, hands in front' thing I was talking about. I call it the butt walk, and although it doesn't get her anywhere, it's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

I guess 'butt walk' doesn't really make sense, as she's not walking on her butt. Her butt is in the air though. She's kind of trying to walk, right? With her butt in the air? Whatever. It's the butt walk. Or maybe it would be 'butt crawl'. It's the butt crawl. Butt stand? This is the crap that goes through my head as I wait for the video to process. It's taking forever. Baby moonshine? Nevermind, it's done.