The person who invented the strobe light was probably about nine months old. Fact.
Stepping into my bathroom is like walking into a rave. (But quieter. And drug-free. And lacking glow sticks. No fog either. Okay, it's nothing like a rave at all, but you totally know what I mean. [Hey, I'm a 90's kid, you know I've never been to a freaking rave.] Geez.)