2. Gluing shoes? Funniest thing ever. I glued one brown shoe and one black shoe, and this was Jeffrey's solution.
That's totally a win.3. Vaseline on his controller was hilarious, but the massive glob that I put on the underside of the door-knob was priceless. Priceless.
4. I put a cup of water above the bedroom door, and told him to go check the baby. Unfortunately, he decided to just peek his head in instead of actually bursting through the door. He only got a half-cup-water-bath. Foiled.
5. By 2:30pm, I had Jeffrey convinced that not only was I pregnant, but I was also super-excited about it, as was my mother. He even told people at work! Now I have some damage control to deal with, but I'm still marking it down as a success.
It's only 9pm, I'm hoping to get at least one more good one in before midnight. Maybe something with his pillow? Oatmeal maybe? Jell-O? Do I even have time to cook Jell-O?