Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Fool

1. Egg dye tablets desolve quick. Like, real quick. He only got a little bit on his arm, but I convinced him to shower in the other shower just in case there was any dye left in the first one... which spritzed dye on his other arm. It was semi-funny, but I was really hoping that he'd be dyed pink for at least a day. Fail.

2. Gluing shoes? Funniest thing ever. I glued one brown shoe and one black shoe, and this was Jeffrey's solution.

That's totally a win.

3. Vaseline on his controller was hilarious, but the massive glob that I put on the underside of the door-knob was priceless. Priceless.

4. I put a cup of water above the bedroom door, and told him to go check the baby. Unfortunately, he decided to just peek his head in instead of actually bursting through the door. He only got a half-cup-water-bath. Foiled.

5. By 2:30pm, I had Jeffrey convinced that not only was I pregnant, but I was also super-excited about it, as was my mother. He even told people at work! Now I have some damage control to deal with, but I'm still marking it down as a success.

It's only 9pm, I'm hoping to get at least one more good one in before midnight. Maybe something with his pillow? Oatmeal maybe? Jell-O? Do I even have time to cook Jell-O?


Jillian said...

I totally thought about trying to convince Asa I am pregnant! But I thought he might be really mad at me if it was a success. I even have a pregnant friend that I was going to get to pee on a pregnancy test for me!

Anonymous said...

not nice cause I think he was happy about. Plus he told me and well, u know the rest.