Thursday, December 10, 2009

Brought to You Today by the Letter "P"

I've spent the past 21 years or so perfecting my signature. What started out as a crooked scrawl of uppercase letters has morphed into an elegant, yet messy scratch of Aimee C. In fact it was just recently that I figured out the absolute best way to curve that "C", it looked exactly the way I wanted it to. Today, I gave up my beloved "C" in favor of a new letter. Jeffrey and I got married today. It will take me years to make a perfect "P."

Before the wedding, I had my third OB appointment. Clutching my small cup of chilled pee and trying desperately to ignore the itch of my meticulously groomed nether regions, I laid on a table while an eighty-year-old man with coffee breath undid my jeans.

Ahh yes, this is exactly how I've always pictured my wedding day.

5 comments:

cecilia said...

we all think is a day to remember... well guess what...

Aimee said...

What?

House of Blues said...

Congrats!! That is so exciting! any pics?? (your wedding by the way, ya perv! LOL J/K)

The Vermeulens said...

Congratulations!! Even if it didn't start the right way, I hope the rest of the day was fantastic!

cecilia said...

sorry I did not finish my statement before... well guess what means: "this is the beginning to more good things to build up your life as a treasure chest... yours started not so hot, but you'll have funny, tear jerker, aha moment, and overall great memories... this was just a bump on the road... wow.... to long... sorry... LOL