The Other One

If I thought the new kid hated me before, I should have waited to see what else would be thrown at me. Although the constant vomiting has subsided (I can actually brush my tongue now, woot!), constant heartburn has set in early. I've been eating Tums like candy and will probably OD on vitamin C* before 20 weeks. I pee a little every time I sneeze, cough or giggle, which is super sexy when you really think about it. I feel like I'm the fattest pregnant person of all pregnant people, and if my body continues to change at this rate, I may weigh over 200lbs by June. 5'2, 200lbs with no bladder control and an acid coated esophagus. Hot.

18 weeks. My anatomy scan is scheduled for the 28th. I'm hoping for team pink, but at this point it could be a dung beetle for all I care, as long as it vacates apartment Aimee by week 40. Not a day longer or I'm pulling it out myself.

*I meant calcium! I realized my error after I went to bed, and almost couldn't sleep. Apparently the loss of a significant amount of brain function is also a pregnancy symptom...