I was feeding Madelynn and she started choking a little. I assumed the milk had just gone down the wrong tube, so I sat her up and gave her a couple good pounds on the back before I put her back to eat. My shirt was getting all wet so I looked down and oh holy hell. There is a massive amount of breast milk shooting from this baby's nose. I'm not talking like a couple drops, I'm talking more like a couple ounces. I sat her up and it was just streaming from her nose all over her clothes, the floor, and me. I ran to the kitchen to get a paper towel carrying Mads like a football, her nose dripping a milk trail the whole way there. She was smiling through the whole process.
Babies are gross.